First Tinky Winky, Now This

Remember right after the election when pundits were talking about the new-found power of Focus on the Family's James Dobson? He was poised to leverage the muscle of his right wing Bush supporters into all kinds of political hay:

When a thank-you call came from the White House, Dobson issued the staffer a blunt warning that Bush "needs to be more aggressive" about pressing the religious right's pro-life, anti-gay rights agenda, or it would "pay a price in four years."

Here's what aggressive looks like, Dobson-style: attacking a Spongebob music video for promoting "pro-gay" values. Which is crazy. Everyone knows that sponges are hetero code for over-the-counter birth control.